Appreciate
Your Social Security Check Day!
For all
those Retirees that were part of the Social Security System, Appreciate Your
Social Security Check Today!
Backwards
Day!
Do
everything backwards or sdrawkcab today. Wear your outfit backwards and if you
can, talk and write backwards. Go to bed in the morning and start working in
the evening, have dinner in the morning and breakfast in the evening, and have
dessert first during all your meals. Talk to people with your back towards
them. Say goodbye to people when you meet them, and hello when you depart.
Street Children’s Day
Brandy
Alexander Day!
If you
haven't tasted this delicious cocktail yet, you have to do it today.
Eat
Brussel Sprouts Day!
The name
says it all. Eat some Brussel Sprouts today. Find a hungry Man and feed him
some Brussel Sprouts before you swallow his cock and then his load of creamy
cum.
Hell
is Freezing Over Day!
If you say
that something will happen when hell freezes over, you mean that it will
never happen.
This is the
word of the day. Count how many times you hear people say this phase today.
Then go to
your local Adult Video Arcade and suck as many cocks until ‘Hell Freezes Over’
Hug an
Economist Day!
Inspire
Your Heart with Art Day!
Today we
celebrate art and recognize that it affects our “heart” (emotions).
Remember,
the word “art” comprises more than just drawings, paintings, and sculpture. It
includes music and literature, installation art and multi-media presentations,
glassblowing and quilt making and jewelry making and other “crafts,” dance and
drama and other performing arts. And much, much more!
Today, try
to find time to go to a gallery, watch a performance, or make some art.
National
Hot Chocolate Day!
Scotch Tape
Day!
JANUARY 31
is a full day of celebrations
Take the
time to go and celebrate with a Man you have never celebrated with.
Have some
damn good sex!
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